Urdu Jokes - Lateefay

We have a large collection of Funny Urdu Jokes. Here you will find the  most popular and best urdu jokes(Lateefay).Enjoy these funny urdu jokes and share with your friends.

Ganji Aurtain

Aik khaton ko apne shohr par bila-waja shak karne ki adat thi jab bhi wo daftar se ya phir kisi jaga se wapis ata to is ke coat ko bari arq raizi se check karti agar aik baal bhi nazar aa jata to phir to becharay shohar ki shamat he a jati.

aik din shohr daftar se ghar aya is ne is ke libas ko pori tarah check kiya lekin kuch bhi nazar na aya.

Acha ... (is ne mounh basorte hoe kaha) "Ab tum ne ganji aurton ke sath bhi dosti karni shuru kar di hai".

Ustaad Bachon Se...

Ustaad bachon se : " acha ye batao din main taray kyun nahi nikalte? "

Aik bache ne masomiyat se jawab dia . " Sir! wo suraj ke raste main tang nahi arana chahte."

"Inam"

Aik afsar ne aik sipahi ki bahadri janchne ke lie achanak is ke kandhe par bandoq rakh kar fire kar dia.wo sipahi joon ka toon khara raha.

afsr ne khush ho kar kaha. " Hum tumhari bahadri se khush hoe.isi khushi main lo hamara coat inam main.

Sipahi ne kaha. " magar mujhe coat ki nahi pant ki zarurat hai"

Afsr ne hairat se pocha . "pant ki magar kyun?'

Sipahi ne jawab diya . " kyun ke aap ke fire se meri pant kharab ho gae ".

Tum To Nahi Ho - Designed Urdu Shayari

Sun li Khuda ne woh dua tum to nahi ho

Darwaze pe dastak ki sada tum to nahi ho

Simti hoi sharmai hoi raat ki raani

Soi hoi kalyon ki haya tum to nahi ho

Mehsus kiya tum ko to geeli hoi palkein

Bheege hoye mausam ki ada tum to nahi ho

In ajnabi rahon main nahi koi bhi mera

Kis ne mujhe yun apna kaha , tum to nahi ho.

Beautiful Short Poetry in Urdu

Jab tasawur mera chupke se tumhain chu aye

Apni har saans se mujh ko teri khushbu aye.

Meri khushi meri zindagi mukamal ho jaye

Jo ik tu mile meri bandagi mukamal ho jaye.

Tumhari aankh se dil tak safar karna hai bas hum ko

Ye kitni khubsurat manzilon ka rasta hoga.

Cool Short Urdu Shayeri

Najane kya hai kisi ki udas aankhon main

Wo munh chupa ke bhi jaye to bewafa na lage.

Tujh se milnay ki dua lab pay na ajaye kahin

Chand ko dekh kar yun aankh bacha li hum ne.

Tu meray pas na thi , phir bhi sehar hone tak

Tera har saans meray jism ko cho kar guzra

Qatra qatra teary deedar ki shabnam tapki

Lamha lamha teri khushbu say muatar guzra.

Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai - Urdu ghazal

"Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai"

Baat mohabbat ki chalti hai jab tumhari yaad aati hai

Raat aankhon main kat-ti hai jab tumhari yaad aati hai

Daman e dil main chingari mohabbat se jo kabhi

Atish e hijr jal uth-ti hai jab tumhari yaad aati hai

Aaena e chashm main rung ban ke jo utrain beete lamhe

Aur bazm yaadon ki jamti hai jab tumhari yaad aati hai

Sard dhoop ki munderon se nikal kar udas sham

Mere aangan main utarti hai jab tumhari yaad aati hai

Kathaye dil sadaye dil jo ankhon ki siyahi sae nikal kar

Surat e shair main dhalti hai jab tumhari yaad aati hai

Tahad e nigah ufaq ke us paar suno Shaz jahan par

Aasman se zameen milti hai jab tumhari yaad aati hai.

Sad Poetry with Pictures

Sad Urdu Poetry

Ye theek hai nahi marta koi judai main

Khuda kisi ko kisi se magar juda na kare ...

Sapurd e khak kar dala teri aankhon ki masti ne

Hazaron saal je lete agar tera deedar na hota.

Tu agar chor ke jata hai to kya

Hadse roz hoa karte hain.



Short Urdu Poetry Pictures

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Jo baat hum keh nahin sakte usey hum farz karte hain

Chalo hum farz karte hain humain tum sey mohabbat hai.

Mujhe bhi aaine jesa kamal hasil hai

Main tot-ta hon to phir be-shumar hota hon.

Mujhe zindagi ki dua na dey , Meri zindagi se banti nahi

Koi zindagi pe kare yakeen , Mujhe zindagi pe yakeen nahin.