Showing posts with label Urdu Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Urdu Jokes. Show all posts

Dukh Ki Daastan - Urdu Lateefa

Teen admi apas main bethe apne apne dukhon ki daastan suna rahe the. Pehla Admi Bola : main teen saal africa ke junglon main raha hon. Dosra Admi Bola : main panch saal arab ke sehraon main raha hon. Teesra Admi Dukhi Andaz Main Bola : meri bhi tou suno ,  main bees saal se apni bivi ke sath reh raha hon :...

Pathan Jokes Funny

Urdu Jokes of Pathan Pathan Lateefay Pathan (ricksha wale se) station jane ke kitne paise lo ge ? Ricksha Wala : 50 rupay. Pathan : 20 le lo ? Rickha Wala : 20 main kon le kar jae ga? Pathan : Peeche betho hum le ke jae ga :D   Aik pathan ka school main new admission hoa. Teacher : batao Allama Iqbal kon hain ? Pathan : hum ko kia pata . hum aaj hi to aya hai. Sardar Joke Urdu ...

Zaheen Pathan - Urdu Pathan Jokes

Do pathan pani peene gae tou glass ulta para tha Pehla pathan : is ka to mou he band hai. Dosra pathan : ye to neeche se bhi toota hua hai :D Teacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ? Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya. Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi , tum ne in ko kha liya abhi tumhare pas kya bacha ? Pathan : saalan . Pathan Funny Jokes , Pathan Urdu Jokes , Pathan Lateefay , Pathan Comedy...

Bewakoof Aur Uska Dost

Aik bewakoof ne apne dost se kaha : Main ne aaj railway walon ko bohat dhoka dia hai. Dost : acha woh kese ? Bewakoof : woh aise ke main ne wapsi ka tiket to khareed lea hai magar wapis geya hi nahin...

Sardar Pehli Bar Jahaz Main Betha

Aik sardar pehli bar jahaz main betha: Jese hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha , to sardar pilot ko marne laga. Aur Bola : Main pehle hi dara hua hon aur tum wheeling kar rahe ho ... :D :P Sardar jokes,Sardar sms joke, Short sardar jokes, Punjabi sardar jokes, Sardar funny joke, Sardar jokes in Urdu...

Husband Wife Urdu Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes in Urdu. (Lateefay) Biwi apne Shohar Se : aap ko meri khubsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi? Shohar : mujhe to tumhari ye mazak ki adat bht achi lagti hai . :D Biwi aur Shohar market ja rahe the to aik faqeer ne kaha "shehzadi panch rupe de de andha hon" Shohar : de do tumhain shehzadi keh raha hai. Zarur andha hoga :P haha Biwi : tum sari duniya main bhi dhund lo...

Urdu Jokes - Lateefay

We have a large collection of Funny Urdu Jokes. Here you will find the  most popular and best urdu jokes(Lateefay).Enjoy these funny urdu jokes and share with your friends. Ganji Aurtain Aik khaton ko apne shohr par bila-waja shak karne ki adat thi jab bhi wo daftar se ya phir kisi jaga se wapis ata to is ke coat ko bari arq raizi se check karti agar aik baal bhi nazar aa jata to phir to becharay...
 

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