Dukh Ki Daastan - Urdu Lateefa

Teen admi apas main bethe apne apne dukhon ki daastan suna rahe the.

Pehla Admi Bola : main teen saal africa ke junglon main raha hon.

Dosra Admi Bola : main panch saal arab ke sehraon main raha hon.

Teesra Admi Dukhi Andaz Main Bola : meri bhi tou suno ,  main bees saal se apni bivi ke sath reh raha hon :(

Pathan Jokes Funny

Urdu Jokes of Pathan

Pathan Lateefay

Pathan (ricksha wale se) station jane ke kitne paise lo ge ?

Ricksha Wala : 50 rupay.

Pathan : 20 le lo ?

Rickha Wala : 20 main kon le kar jae ga?

Pathan : Peeche betho hum le ke jae ga :D

 

Aik pathan ka school main new admission hoa.

Teacher : batao Allama Iqbal kon hain ?

Pathan : hum ko kia pata . hum aaj hi to aya hai.

Sardar Joke Urdu

Zaheen Pathan - Urdu Pathan Jokes

Do pathan pani peene gae tou glass ulta para tha

Pehla pathan : is ka to mou he band hai.

Dosra pathan : ye to neeche se bhi toota hua hai :D

Teacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ?

Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya.

Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi , tum ne in ko kha liya abhi tumhare pas kya bacha ?

Pathan : saalan .

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Bewakoof Aur Uska Dost

Aik bewakoof ne apne dost se kaha :

Main ne aaj railway walon ko bohat dhoka dia hai.

Dost : acha woh kese ?

Bewakoof : woh aise ke main ne wapsi ka tiket to khareed lea hai magar wapis geya hi nahin.

Sardar Pehli Bar Jahaz Main Betha

Aik sardar pehli bar jahaz main betha:

Jese hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha , to sardar pilot ko marne laga.

Aur Bola :

Main pehle hi dara hua hon

aur tum wheeling kar rahe ho ... :D :P

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Husband Wife Urdu Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes in Urdu. (Lateefay)

Biwi apne Shohar Se : aap ko meri khubsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?

Shohar : mujhe to tumhari ye mazak ki adat bht achi lagti hai . :D

Biwi aur Shohar market ja rahe the to aik faqeer ne kaha

"shehzadi panch rupe de de andha hon"

Shohar : de do tumhain shehzadi keh raha hai.

Zarur andha hoga :P haha

Biwi : tum sari duniya main bhi dhund lo to mujh jesi dusri nahin mile gi

Shohar : tum kya samajhti ho . main dusri bhi tum jaisi hi dhundon ga.

Had Ho Gae.

Urdu Jokes - Lateefay

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Ganji Aurtain

Aik khaton ko apne shohr par bila-waja shak karne ki adat thi jab bhi wo daftar se ya phir kisi jaga se wapis ata to is ke coat ko bari arq raizi se check karti agar aik baal bhi nazar aa jata to phir to becharay shohar ki shamat he a jati.

aik din shohr daftar se ghar aya is ne is ke libas ko pori tarah check kiya lekin kuch bhi nazar na aya.

Acha ... (is ne mounh basorte hoe kaha) "Ab tum ne ganji aurton ke sath bhi dosti karni shuru kar di hai".

Ustaad Bachon Se...

Ustaad bachon se : " acha ye batao din main taray kyun nahi nikalte? "

Aik bache ne masomiyat se jawab dia . " Sir! wo suraj ke raste main tang nahi arana chahte."

"Inam"

Aik afsar ne aik sipahi ki bahadri janchne ke lie achanak is ke kandhe par bandoq rakh kar fire kar dia.wo sipahi joon ka toon khara raha.

afsr ne khush ho kar kaha. " Hum tumhari bahadri se khush hoe.isi khushi main lo hamara coat inam main.

Sipahi ne kaha. " magar mujhe coat ki nahi pant ki zarurat hai"

Afsr ne hairat se pocha . "pant ki magar kyun?'

Sipahi ne jawab diya . " kyun ke aap ke fire se meri pant kharab ho gae ".