Pathan Jokes Funny

Urdu Jokes of Pathan

Pathan Lateefay

Pathan (ricksha wale se) station jane ke kitne paise lo ge ?
Ricksha Wala : 50 rupay.
Pathan : 20 le lo ?
Rickha Wala : 20 main kon le kar jae ga?
Pathan : Peeche betho hum le ke jae ga :D



Aik pathan ka school main new admission hoa.
Teacher : batao Allama Iqbal kon hain ?
Pathan : hum ko kia pata . hum aaj hi to aya hai.

Sardar Joke Urdu


Rung Gora Karne Ke Totkay

Rung Gora Karne Ka Tarika


  • Podeenay (mint) ki patiyan le kar inhain ubal kar in ka pani thanda kar ke nehar monh istemal karne se chehre ka rung nikharta hai.

  • Lemon ka ras chehre par malney se bhi rung gora hota hai.

Fbise Date Sheet for SSC Annual Examination 2013


Federal Board of Intermediate and Secondary Education Annual Date Sheet 2013

Download date sheet for ssc final examination fbise , 9th and 10th class date sheet 2013 , Final date sheet of Matric fbise , Date Sheet for all groups 2013 , Federal Board date sheet 2013.

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Beautiful high heels sandal for Brides.

Nice dulhan shoes with pink dress.

Bridal green khussa for mehndi/mayon.

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Bridal long sandal beautiful flower.

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Gharelu Nuskhe

Gharelu Nuskhe in Urdu


Aalo Ke Chips :
Aalo ke chips fry karte waqt agar karhai main  thori si pisi hoi phitkri dal di jae to chips bohat khasta , kurkure aur safaid ho jate hain.


Chaye Ka Dagh:
Kapron par agar chaye gir jae to is par foran talcom powder chirak dain.Chaye ka dagh kapron par nahin jame ga .


Free urdu nuskhe , Homemade nuskhay , Azmoda nuskhe , Zubaida apa ke nuskhe , Totke in Urdu

Zaheen Pathan - Urdu Pathan Jokes

Do pathan pani peene gae tou glass ulta para tha
Pehla pathan : is ka to mou he band hai.
Dosra pathan : ye to neeche se bhi toota hua hai :D

Teacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ?
Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya.
Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi , tum ne in ko kha liya abhi tumhare pas kya bacha ?
Pathan : saalan .



Pathan Funny Jokes , Pathan Urdu Jokes , Pathan Lateefay , Pathan Comedy . Pathan fun

Homemade Teeth Whitening Tips in Urdu

Dant Safaid Karne Ka Tarika


Teeth whitening at home in Urdu , Tips for teeth whitening Fast , Home Remedies for Teeth Whitening.

 

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