Istri Ke Dagh Door Karna - Totkay In Urdu

How To Clean An Iron

Gharelo Nuskhay

1. Istri ke neeche brwon dagh door karne ke liay zara sa toothpaste mal dain.Jab toothpaste sookh jaye tou saaf karpre se ponhlain.
2. Istri (Iron) neeche se jal jaey to is ke oper baking soda mal dain.Thori dair baad raigmal se saaf kar lain.
3. Bhap wali istri (Steam Iron) main pani ke sath aik do katre kisi khusboo ke daal dain .Aap ke kapron main achi khusboo a jaye gi.

Teaching Revolution Funny

Our Parents Taught Us The Meaning Of

Apple          Blackberry

Now We Are Teaching Them The Features Of

Apple          Blackberry

Dukh Ki Daastan - Urdu Lateefa

Teen admi apas main bethe apne apne dukhon ki daastan suna rahe the.

Pehla Admi Bola : main teen saal africa ke junglon main raha hon.

Dosra Admi Bola : main panch saal arab ke sehraon main raha hon.

Teesra Admi Dukhi Andaz Main Bola : meri bhi tou suno ,  main bees saal se apni bivi ke sath reh raha hon :(

Shortest Love Story Ever - Funny Picture

A funny short love story of boy and girl.

Love Comics , Comedy Cartoon Pics , Mazahiya .

Murghi Aur Chirya - Urdu Poem For Kids

Best Urdu Poetry For Children

Murghi Auru Chirya

Aik thi murghi , Aik thi chirya

Laal thi murghi , Neeli thi chirya 

Chirya ki awaz sureeli

Nanha sa mouh gardan peeli

Murghi din bhar gana gati

Chirya us se tang a jati.

Poems collection for kids , Funny kids poetry , Kids poems with cartoon pictures.

Pathan Jokes Funny

Urdu Jokes of Pathan

Pathan Lateefay

Pathan (ricksha wale se) station jane ke kitne paise lo ge ?

Ricksha Wala : 50 rupay.

Pathan : 20 le lo ?

Rickha Wala : 20 main kon le kar jae ga?

Pathan : Peeche betho hum le ke jae ga :D

 

Aik pathan ka school main new admission hoa.

Teacher : batao Allama Iqbal kon hain ?

Pathan : hum ko kia pata . hum aaj hi to aya hai.

Sardar Joke Urdu

Rung Gora Karne Ke Totkay

Rung Gora Karne Ka Tarika

• Podeenay (mint) ki patiyan le kar inhain ubal kar in ka pani thanda kar ke nehar monh istemal karne se chehre ka rung nikharta hai.

• Lemon ka ras chehre par malney se bhi rung gora hota hai.